companion to the stars

So there's this man and he travels in a box, a blue box. Who comes from a time of myth and deduces the crimes of the wicked. He was the boy who lived and he never wanted to grow old, sometimes when he was in a crowded street you would scream "MONKEY SLUT." He never ventured into Mars, because he would need the Pigfarts acceptance letter, and being a Hogwarts alumni he wouldn't dare cross the headmaster. Not without Red Vines, and maybe even some Jelly Babies...yuummm Jelly Babies. I could go for some Nutella right now... By the way my name is Ariel, yes, like the air spirit. RAVENCLAW
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